The Worst Prank Ever

Anybody remember Curious George?  My middle daughter Raewyn is very like curious George.  Raewyn simply can’t resist things like closed drawers.  I on the other hand, am scared of what I would find.  I have never read my daughters’ diaries or rifled through their cupboards.  As a parent I think there is a lot I would rather not know.  Yip “keep my head firmly stuck in the sand parenting” style works for me.

Anyway our very own Curious George has gotten herself into a lot of awkward situations with her curiosity.  She once set off the alarm at her work because she wondered if she could crack the safe code.  Were it anybody else you would think thief, but there is the parody Raewyn would never take anybody else’s stuff.

In 2006 the roof of the house we were renting, blew right off.  For a while we had to move into my sister’s house.  Carmen my eldest daughter lived with my sister.  She was about to go away and Raewyn was going to stay in her bedroom.

I don’t know who came up with the Evil Plan but we decided to tease our Curious George.  The night before Carmen left she wrote a diary.  She spoke about how she fell pregnant and had an abortion.  How she was stealing money from me to fuel her cocaine habit.  I am sure you are getting the picture.  Carmen “hid” the diary in her top drawer.

For the next few months we speculated whether Raewyn had read the diary or not.  We decided she had not because surely she would confide in one of us.  We forgot about it.

Four years , yes FOUR YEARS  later, Carmen was out with her boyfriend and  most of the family were sitting in the lounge when Raewyn said,  “Mom, I know Carmen is fine now but she was stealing your money years ago....”

At this point my sister and I looked at each other and said simultaneously, “The diary.”

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