What do most men talk
about when they are tipsy?
If I did a survey, I
think the answer would be sex and sports.
But mad physicist AKA
my husband, Michael talks about, The chaos theory, dark matter, bending time,
space elevators (he was saying that must be possible back in 2003, before
anybody else was saying that it may be).
Last night I was
writing a story so I was flat out ignoring him.
This did not stop him, he simply pretended that I was listening and
continued talking and explaining. He kept holding up two objects then knocking the one over with the other then he would take a pen and let if fall over from it's tip and sometimes it would knock the other two objects over and sometimes not. This was very significant because something, something, blah, blah, blah, I was not listening so I can't tell you but it makes random possible now.
He is very excited
about his new theory. He used to maintain that random was not possible now he
thinks everything is completely random because of some or other chaos
theory. A couple of years ago I banned
anybody from talking about “random” when Michael was around because it would
result in him speaking about it for hours and having debates with anybody and
everybody. He got over himself and “random”
became safe to mention in our house. Now
that he has looked into this chaos theory I am afraid that “random” is once
again a banned topic in our household. Friends and family coming to Carmen’s 21st
take note, pass the word around, DO NOT MENTION “RANDOM”.
Michael is now
completely freaked out because he has discovered with this new theory that the
world is completely chaotic and unstable.
I am no physicist but I knew that.
What I do like is when he talks about dark matter because he says we are
mostly dark matter so we are made up of practically nothing.
Why do I like that?
Because if most of me
is dark matter, then in reality I am skinny.
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