Chicklet's Water Bottle Baby

Have you missed the Hobo Penguin?

This morning the Hobo Penguin and the Chicklet went to the bus.  Because the Chicklet’s room looks like this this:

The Chicklet could not find her warm school top. 

Instead the Chicklet stuffed a hot water bottle under her top and the Chicklet asked the Hobo Penguin:

“Do I look pregnant.”

Hobo Penguin:

“Yes”

Chicklet:

“Cool I am going to be on MTV, 15 and pregnant, oh yeah!”

Hobo Penguin because Chicklet seems too overjoyed about her fake pregnancy MTV appearance:

“Sigh”

Chicklet:

“Artificial insemination or wind pollination?”

Hobo Penguin:

“Water pollination considering it’s a hot water bottle.”

Chicklet:

“Yes that is fitting, oooh people are going to stare when they pass in their cars today.”

Hobo Penguin says and  immediately she wishes did not say it:

“If you put your hands on your hips with your elbows pointing back you will really look pregnant.”

Chicklet:

“Oh cool like this.”

Hobo Penguin:

“Stop you really look pregnant now and that car nearly crashed because the driver was staring so hard at the pregnant teen on her way to school.”

Unfortunately this only encouraged the chicklet.

Chicklet:

“I think I should rub my pregnant belly gently”

Hobo Penguin:

“If you do that I will rip your baby right out of your stomach.”

Chicklet did not try because Hobo Penguin's eyes went crazy.