Way way too much information

Remember when you were little and you were taught not to eavesdrop?

I should have listened.

Or maybe I should not have listened, well yesterday I should have not listened, 100 years ago when I was little I should have listened.

Yesterday after  a blood sucking vampire had drained some blood out of Jess, we decided to stop for coffee.

Jess was in her own world focused on the hole in her arm and Frankie (Jess' friend) and I could not help overhearing the conversation on the table next to us.

Man 1:  

There is nothing more raw and natural than naked hunting.

Man 2:

Uh huh 

Man 1:

And the rush when you wrestle with the animal naked.

Man 2:

Uh huh

Frankie and I both exhaled at this point,

Jess looking up from her injured arm:

WHAT???

Frankie and I trying not to look at Man 1.

"NOTHING, nothing don't worry about it."

In the car driving away Frankie and I both voiced how we were disappointed that Man 2 did not call Man 1 a crazy psycho freak.  Perhaps he was scared.  Perhaps Frankie and I need to go into witness protection.

I was watching old Star Trek shows with Michael this morning.

Me: 

Sigh, it was cool when the only Cardassians we knew off were aliens.  Although perhaps the new ones are alien.

Michael:

The Star Trek ones were really evil.

Me: 

No difference then, except the new ones have their own tv show.  I think the Kardashians should be tried for crimes against humanity for sucking peoples brains out.

Spot the evil Aliens

Reality is scarier than fiction.