A barman says we don’t
serve Neutrinos in this bar, then the Neutrino walks in.
Are you saying
"Huh?".
I had a double:
" Huh
huh.?"
This is the latest
Geek joke.
As I have told before
the husband in all his awesomeness is getting all compulsive about weird science
things to channel his non smoking anxiety.
I have now endured
three weeks of Michael without cigs. I
have been strong, please applaud. I
still have not bought him cigarettes.
I dreamed last night
he was smoking and I was freaking furious.
I shouted at him in my
dream, “ I have had to endure all your moods and weird science for weeks now”
Because it was a
dream,
Michael (suddenly with
dreads) took a drag of what had now
become a joint and said:
“Chill dude”
Any way now that we
have had our “No woman, no cry” moment back to the Neutrinos.
The big brains at Cern
just want to double check their calculations.
If they are right
these objects do move faster than light, which means theoretically time travel
is possible.
The big balls up is
text books.
If this is true the
laws of physics are totally screwed.
All those text books
have to be reprinted.
This is worse than
when Pluto was dismissed.
If any physicists or
scientist ever read my blog, I live in Russia.
PS part of the
experiment is these particles TRAVEL THROUGH THE CRUST OF OUR PLANET.
