RING RING
Me:
"@#$ @#$'s office good morning."
"Hi Vivian, I did not get that email yet."
Me checking my sent items:
"It was sent at 8h30"
Very fucking annoying client:
"OK if it does not come in 20 minutes I will call again."
AN HOUR LATER!
RING RING
Me:
"@#$ @#$'s office good morning."
Very fucking annoying client:
"I still did not get the mail which email address did you send it to?"
Me:
"I sent it to dildo@dipshit.co.za"
Very fucking annoying client:
"Oh that is the wrong email. I now use dumbass@dipshit.co.za." (This is said in a tone as if I am supposed to know.)
Me:
"My apologies I will use my crystal ball before sending you emails again."
Alright I don't say that but I do wish.........
I get a lot of douchebags @ dipshitz. All three are equally annoying, but I'd rather receive an email from them than hear their voice on a phone call. That's beyond the call of any employment contract. You deserve a raise for putting up with them. I could send your boss an email and put in a good word. What do you think?
ReplyDeleteHa ha fortunately my boss for some strange reason thinks I am great. If it were not for needing a salary I could really do without the clients ;-)
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