Thursday, May 17, 2012
"What are the dramatics about."
"She is silently telling us there is nothing to eat in teenager terms" (teenagers do not prepare anything, food to eat is ready made)
"There is some ham left over, you can make Jess a ham sandwich."
I make Jess a ham sandwich and take it to her.
About an hour later.
"If you take two slices of bread and put margarine on them and tell a corny joke you will have an instant ham sandwich."
"Corny joke, hammy joke. Don't you get it the corny joke is hammy, hence the ham sandwich."
"And they say my jokes are terrible. Jess are you listening to this. Do you still think Michael is better at telling jokes than I am."
"He is still better Mom, his jokes are still funny, yours aren't"
I really don't understand my family.