Thursday, March 14, 2013

Feck feckky feck

I have been sentenced.  Not like the time I was in jail  read here,   Its worse.

Its a LIFE SENTENCE:


  • NO SUGAR - SOB NO CHOCOLATES
  • NO POTATOES - SOB NO CRISPS
  • NO CAKES, NO CRUMPETS NO PANCAKES ETC ETC ETC
I can't even drown my sorrows.

Yip the horror.

NO ALCOHOL.

I went to my doctor because I  have not been feeling to well.  My gorgeous niece Mila was visiting so she came along.



For the most part I managed to keep her entertained with a colouring book and crayons.  We had giggle because the little chairs at the doctors were very little made for 2 year olds.  Then I became a human jungle gym.  When the jungle gym had had enough, I was fortunately called in.

Dr Kaka after checking me and asking questions told me he was going to draw blood to send to the lab.  Then he checked for veins and smiled me and said, 

"Umm I think I will leave it to the lab to draw blood, let them hurt you." (My doctor is just like my husband he hates being the bad guy.)  

After he phoned to say that he had my results and I must come in to see him.  I imagined all types of dread diseases.

The good news:


  • NOT ONE OF THE MILLION FATAL DISEASES THAT I GOOGLED.  



  • My doctor also told me that weight loss would have been impossible for me.  He said I must keep up my jogging and with my medication and correct diet I should lose weight easily now.  Next summer I am going to be walking around in a bikini.  Ha ha



  • I will start to feel better soon


The bad news:


  • ABOVE ^^


I have no vices left.  :-(


  • I quit smoking 7 years ago. 
  • I really don't like drugs. 
  • Eating and drinking were my vices. 


In the interest of not being thought of being tooooo virtuous I am going to bloody swear like a fucking trooper now.

Feck feckky feck feckedy feck.




6 comments:

  1. Here in the U.S. I could say fecky feck feck to my heart's content and no one would have any idea what I was up to. Maybe you should try our version. The diet you are obliged to start is the one I am on - the only difference being - I do drink some alcohol - a glass of wine or two with dinner. I can say that the pounds will fall away cutting out all those white flour products. I bet you will find it easier and easier to follow once you start feeling the effects. I'm glad all those diseases you googled never showed up! Good luck, Vivian.. cheers to your good health!

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  2. Thanks Stephanie, I was on this diet for a few years simply because both my Mom and brother are diabetics. Then I became lazy and started eating anything with obvious bad results. My medication does not agree with alcohol at all so when the 3 months are up I will probably have the occasional whiskey and water.

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  3. Hello Vivian -- my condolences on the new eating regime -- and guess what? I'm joining you! This Thursday starts my new eating lifestyle cutting out the same things you mentioned. Today's my birthday so I will go wild for a couple days then start the healthy life on Thursday! So good luck to both of us!

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  4. Happy Birthday Darcy. Hope you savour every bite.

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  5. Oh man!! Swear away to your hearts content. That's the pits! I hope you start to feel better! Get the bikini ready!!! :)

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  6. Thanks Leia, pfft dunno about the bikini anymore, seems the weight is being rather stubborn.

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