This month as we are
broke we decided to do without Satellite TV.
We have the few semi-state funded channels which show shows that were
released about 10 years ago. Michael being
a TV addict still has the TV on most of the time. We draw the line at soapies it seems these
channels all at the same time show soapies for most of the weekday afternoons
and evenings. Must be that we are the
only South Africans that dislike soapies.
One of the shows that
we would not normally watch that is amusing us is “The real housewives”.
These women all look
exactly like Barbie dolls except that Barbie dolls probably look more
real.
As the show began
today one of the woman said that she is the sexiest of the housewives.
Michael:
“Problem is I don’t
know how they would figure that one out, I can’t tell them apart.”
Last week the one
housewife decided to give her assistant a makeover,
Me:
“ I bet she is going
to end up looking exactly like her boss.”
Michael:
“Assistant? What does a housewife need an assistant for?”
Me:
“Uhmm, maybe
scheduling manis and pedis is taxing.”
We were not surprised when
this woman came out of her makeover looking more plastic than any Barbie doll.
The men in their lives
all look like a bit gay just like Ken.
Perhaps they should
start their own show:
“The real
metro-sexuals”.
So sorry to hear about the loss of satellite TV. Here in the states it's all soaps between 11am and 3pm. It's for those real housewives to watch I guess, since they don't have laundry to do or meals to cook.
ReplyDeleteQuite strange that they are called the real housewives. We would give our eye teeth to spend our time stressing about what is next on our social calender while an army of cleaners, cooks and nannies do all the drudge work for us.
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