It Was Herculian

This afternoon Michael came into the bedroom and told me:

“Look”

He was holding up Collosus our new Chihuahua boy puppy.

I was not sure what I should look at so I said,

“He is gorgeous”

Michael:

“No, his penis, it’s very small”

Fortunately Michael and I understand each other so I know he does not have an unhealthy interest in dog penises.

Michael:

“and when we went to fetch him I noticed the other Chihuahua males penises were very little”

Me:

“So now we know Hercules was over endowed.”

Let me explain, when we first got Hercules I put this photo of him on Facebook.

My friend David commented:

“It’s a boy”

And somebody who was being silly ass commented:

“How can you be sure”

When Carmen first saw him she said:

“His penis is huge!”

To which Raewyn replied:

“Gross why are you looking at puppy penises”

Carmen:

“I can’t help it you can’t miss it, he is 90 percent penis and 10 percent puppy.”

I called Raewyn to tell her:

“Raewyn, the new puppy Col, has a tiny penis, we now know that Hercules was over endowed and it explains why he had a sex addiction”

Raewyn:

“Gross, Dylan you do not want to know what my Mom is talking to me about right now.”

I have not got hold of Carmen yet to tell her but I bet I know what she is going to do – she is going to call Raewyn and say:

“See I told you Hercules’ penis was huge.”