Thursday, April 19, 2012

I have a dirty mind

I wrote my first romance ever last week for a client.  It was fitting with the genre to put in a sex scene.

I giggled and blushed so much Michael asked me:
“What are you giggling about?”

Me red faced:

“Spill the beans”

“I’m writing a sex scene.”

For the rest of the day I kept giggling and blushing.

Michael to Jess later:
“Your Mom is a nerd, she is wrote a sex scene about three hours ago and that is why she is still walking around giggling.”

It seems that this sexy stuff has given me a dirty mind.
This  Cyanide and Happiness Cartoon came up.

I looked at it and did not get it.
I thought did he go back to earth and masturbate himself back to death?

Jess came home from school and said:
“Did you see the latest Cyanide and Happiness cartoon? So funny”

“I don’t get it?”

“His zip was undone that was the unfinished business that God sent him back to complete.”


  1. Funeeeeee!! You and the cartoon. chuckle chuckle. :)

  2. Oh, I just found your blog from seeing your comment on my blog, and I fear I will have to follow you, because I didn't get that cartoon, either, initially... :)  Well, that, and I think we have a lot in common.  You have three daughters? I have three sons. You're on husband #3? Same here. How often do you see that?  Oh, and we both follow the Bloggess, so it MUST be Kismet, right?

  3. Ooh yes, ha ha are your boys also teens?  Great to meet you new blogging friend.

  4. Thank you China, I really enjoy Cyanide and happiness

  5. Hee hee. I am the same way. I am very mature! 

  6. Thanks Leia it is great to know that I am not the only one.

  7. Too funny! :) I don't write romance, but I imagine if I did that I would be acting just like you did. :)

    (I didn't get the cartoon at first either!)

  8. This is Dana from The Daily Dose. I posted the comment right below this one. I followed your blog, but for some reason, I had to comment here as a guest.. Do you know why?

  9. Hahaha I did not get he comic either until you explained it. Now, I like it. And feel kind of stupid for not getting it on my own (cyanide and happiness is great)

  10. I never thought I would write a romance but it was actually fun to do.  

  11. Dana it depends how you sign in.  You may have the time before been signed in with what you usually use.

  12. Ha ha Gia, don't give "last to get it me" the credit if my daughter had not explained it I would still be wondering.  Yes Cyanide and happiness is great.

  13. I realised I am in denial Jules, my eldest is 21, my middly is nearly 20 the ship has sailed on "my children are in their teens".