Wednesday, April 4, 2012

SPAM WHAM



I am going to rant now.

I freaking hate spam. 

Not the ordinary buy my toilet paper spam.  If you are selling something and you send me an email that is fine, I have a delete button.

What I HATE is all the spam chain mail.

It has invaded my facebook.

Injured children in gruesome photos and if you pass it on Facebook are so fucking generous they are going to donate 10c, REALLY!, Markie Z loves throwing money away.

Horrendous photos of insect injuries with dire warnings that these insects are lurking around the corner waiting to kill you.  Pass it on now your friends are about to die if you don’t.

Send this on and you will get a million dollars don’t send it you will die in an hour.

And..

The crime stories that will turn you grey over night.
WARN your friend this pregnant woman lies on the road pretending to need help her gang steals your children and chops their heads off.  Not shitting you I got that in an email.

And...
For the religious people.  If you pass this on Buddah, Allah or Jesus is going to bless you ten thousand fold and you are going to have a straight pass to heaven, paradise or a good new body to be reincarnated to.

HELP NONE OF MY FRIENDS ARE IMMUNE TO THIS BULLSHIT!!!!
When in doubt google, check out sites like this http://www.snopes.com.

Pass this blog onto 400 people within the hour and you will win the lottery.

2 comments:

  1. OMG that is a gruesome picture!  I'm so glad I don't get that kind of spam!  What list are you on?

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  2. Sadly this one is doing the rounds on Facebook

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