Tuesday, March 6, 2012

That's Love



Last night Jess came to sleep in my bed.  Michael sleeps in the lounge most of the time.

Note for Raewyn: No, don’t panic nothing is wrong, we are not separating I just enjoy being able to sleep.

I snore and Michael has this totally rude habit of poking me in the back and I don’t know how I am supposed to sleep if I am being poked in the back continuously.

Anyway Jess and I started to play the “I love you game”.

Ours is a little different, to the norm I think.

Me:
“Night love you”

Jess:
“How much?”

Me:
“You know when you step on a bubblegum? That dirt that sticks to it.  That is how much”

Jess:
“You are gross, tell me more”

Me:
“I love you as much as ear wax”

Jess swings her leg over to my side of the bed and her foot lands on my leg.”

Me:
“Jess why is your foot up my crack, do you know what comes out of there?”

Jess:
“Oh ewwh”

Jess moves her leg very quickly

It is dark so she can’t see that I am smiling like a Cheshire cat because now I have found a way to stop her from invading my side of the bed.

2 comments:

  1. i moved my foot because you farted on me.

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  2. Jess was raised by a pack of penguins we only recently took her in.  Some crazy hobo penguin put strange ideas in her head.

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