Last night Jess came to sleep in my bed. Michael sleeps in the lounge most of the time.
Note for Raewyn: No, don’t panic nothing is wrong, we are not separating I just enjoy being able to sleep.
I snore and Michael has this totally rude habit of poking me in the back and I don’t know how I am supposed to sleep if I am being poked in the back continuously.
Anyway Jess and I started to play the “I love you game”.
Ours is a little different, to the norm I think.
“Night love you”
“You know when you step on a bubblegum? That dirt that sticks to it. That is how much”
“You are gross, tell me more”
“I love you as much as ear wax”
Jess swings her leg over to my side of the bed and her foot lands on my leg.”
“Jess why is your foot up my crack, do you know what comes out of there?”
Jess moves her leg very quickly
It is dark so she can’t see that I am smiling like a Cheshire cat because now I have found a way to stop her from invading my side of the bed.