Last night Jess came
to sleep in my bed. Michael sleeps in
the lounge most of the time.
Note for Raewyn: No,
don’t panic nothing is wrong, we are not separating I just enjoy being able to
sleep.
I snore and Michael
has this totally rude habit of poking me in the back and I don’t know how I am
supposed to sleep if I am being poked in the back continuously.
Anyway Jess and I
started to play the “I love you game”.
Ours is a little
different, to the norm I think.
Me:
“Night love you”
Jess:
“How much?”
Me:
“You know when you
step on a bubblegum? That dirt that sticks to it. That is how much”
Jess:
“You are gross, tell
me more”
Me:
“I love you as much as
ear wax”
Jess swings her leg
over to my side of the bed and her foot lands on my leg.”
Me:
“Jess why is your foot
up my crack, do you know what comes out of there?”
Jess:
“Oh ewwh”
Jess moves her leg
very quickly
It is dark so she can’t
see that I am smiling like a Cheshire cat because now I have found a way to stop
her from invading my side of the bed.
i moved my foot because you farted on me.
ReplyDeleteJess was raised by a pack of penguins we only recently took her in. Some crazy hobo penguin put strange ideas in her head.
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