Saturday, April 21, 2012

Hormones


It seems my hormones are a bit topsy turvy.
I had a hysterectomy quite young at 30 so it is probably menopause.
Yesterday, I could not write of focus on anything I was super irritable and tired, Michael was out of town for a business meeting and got home late last night, so he did not notice.
This morning I was being grumpy.
Michael:
“Why are you so irritable.”
Me:
“I think it’s my hormones.”
Michael gives me R20:
“That should sort it out, now that I have paid.”
Grrrrr.
Later I am telling my friend Lana that I think my hormones are out of zinc.
Lana:
“When last did you have your hormones checked out?”
Me:
“Checked out?”

Lana then tells me that you go to your doctor or gynie and you get a blood test that are sent to the lab to see if your hormone levels are out.  I pictured that you went a bit cookoo and they decided that is it you have crazy hormones.
So I tell her I will go next month to see my doctor.
Lana:
“I hope you survive till next month.”
Me:
“I hope Michael survives till next month.”
PS:  If any of you did not understand why Michael gave me money, there is a cheesy old joke, “How do you make a hor-mone? Don’t pay her.”

2 comments:

  1. Hang in there!  Hormones suck!  We should totally boycott them!  Oh wait...

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  2. Yip banning them.....except the aggression is maybe handy.  A freelance client tried to cheat me with payment.  These hormones put me into full attack mode and I have been paid in full now.

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