In a galaxy far, far
away there are evil aliens who have been experimenting with us for
centuries. They were getting a little
bored and had a conference.
The discussion went
like this:
Alien 1:
“We have been
experimenting with humans for so long it is getting rather tedious”
Alien 2,3,4,5,6,7,etc;
nodding heads in excited agreement:
“YES”
Alien 1:
“I have a plan”
Alien 2:
“What is it?”
Alien 1:
“We create teenagers,
when a child turns 13 we take their brain replace it with one of our evil
brains and when they turn 19 we will swop it around again. Wa, ha, ha, ha (evil laugh), those humans are
going to suffer.”
I have written up a
diagram to illustrate what happens to the mind of a teenager:
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Child at 12 years 364 days
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Child at 13
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My parents are the
greatest.
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My parents are such
losers
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I want to go
everywhere with my parents.
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I would rather die
than be seen with the old folks.
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My parents know so
much.
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I know so much
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That low cut top
looks so slutty.
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I have to have that
low cut top to show my non-existent cleavage off.
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I will never ever
smoke.
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I look so cool with
this cigarette in my mouth.
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Don’t fear parents
they turn 20 and become rather pleasant again and sometimes the aliens are kind
and give them their brains back a bit sooner.
Here is some
photographic evidence:
Carmen in her teens:
Carmen at 20:
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