She told me that she would love to make a lot of money and get us all to come have a holiday with her in China.
I said, "Then I could for real take a slow boat in China"
Then I was thinking of how there could be a world tour of cheesy destinations.
1. Take a slow boat in China:
2. Go to France to kiss:
3. Go to France to eat fries even though these have nothing to do with France and originated in North America:
4. See a letter in France:
5. Have a hamburger in Hamburg (again nothing to do with Hamburg - North American invention):
6. Actually go to Timbuktu: (Check if the Ebolo outbreak is over first)
7. See a fly in Spain:
8. Eat Italian Kisses in Italy (No idea where these originate - chocs filled with ice cream.) The Italians have a chocolate filled with hazelnut that that they call a Chocolate Kiss):
|In South Africa we call these Italian Kisses|